Freeze!

Me wanted to share this video of “Improv Everywhere” a large group of funny peoples who go on secret missions to confuse other peoples. This mission is called Frozen Grand Central. Lots of peoples in a busy train station suddenly freeze. It was like pushing pause when watching a movie. This video remind me of the time me’s Monster Cousin, Eddie was frozen for three whole days! Eddie’s Monster Brother kicked him, but Eddie didn’t move. The doctor finally had to “reboot” him. He gave Eddie a new pair of red boots, then Eddie was unfrozen.

Why Me No Post

Me was grounded because me tried to sell me baby sister on ebay. Me will start posting again in a couple of days. Me thinks.

“Find a Way” – Smoosh

Me thinking of starting me’s own monster rock band.

Word of the Day: Egocentric

When me told me’s Monster Uncle (the good one), that me start me’s own blog, he says, “You’s one egocentric monster.”

Me was going to ask him what he means, but Monster Uncle was watching the Super Mow. Me’s not supposed to bother Monster Uncle when he’s watching the Super Mow or Monster Lady Wrestling.

Dictionary says that “egocentric” means “having or regarding the self or the individual as the center of all things.”

Me still did not understand so me asked Monster Sister, “What does ‘egocentric’ mean.”

She said, “YOU, monster dummy.”

Me’s Monster Sister was no help, as usual, so me decided to do some research.

Me think that “centric” means like “center,” but we don’t know this word “ego.” Me searched for this word “ego” and now me thinks me understand the meaning.

“Ego” is a some kind of snack that you do NOT want to share with anybodies. When peoples ask me for me’s ego, me’s supposed to say “L’Eggo me Ego!”

That’s why me thinks the word “egocentric” means when ego is the center of your’s life. You don’t want to share with anybodies. Me’s think this word “egocentric” is kind of like being selfish.

Me not “egocentric.”

Me prefer pancakes.

Me’s still waiting for the sequel: “13-24”

Balloonamentary

Me think me know what me what to be when me grow up– Balloon Entrepreneur. Me want a house.

Word of the Day: Ruminate

Today’s word is “ruminate.”

Me asked Monster Sister, “You still mad about what the lady said in the grocery store?”
“No!” she said. Then, she slammed her door in my face.
Me opened the door again. “Then, why did you eat five Pop Tarts?” Me’s sister only eats Pop Tarts when she is very upset.
“I’m ruminating!” she shouted. “So, leave me the BLEEP alone.” Me’s sister not allowed to swear, so she says “BLEEP” instead.
“What does ‘ruminate’ mean?” I ask.
“Why don’t you ruminate over it, and think about it yourself,” she said.
Me thinks me’s Monster Sister don’t know what the word means, so me decide to look it up in the dictionary.

“Ruminate” means “to reflect deeply on a subject.” It means to think about something over and over and over and over again. Me wonders what Monster Sister is ruminating about.

Me thinks ruminate would make a good name for a superhero. If me’s a superhero, me would call myself “The Ruminator.” Me would be better than all other superheros and villains, because me would have thought of everything. Me could never be beaten.

“Lucky”

This song called “Lucky” and sung by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat. Me going to practice song, then try out for Monster Idol in 2012.

“Pork & Beans”

This is song by a band named Weezer. Me like pork and beans minus pork. Me like Weezer. So, me post this music video.

Cartoon of the Week: “Potty Years”

This week’s clip is from a very, very, very old show (1990s!), called Tiny Toons.

If me did this when me’s a Monster Baby, me would not be alive today.