Me Likes Stuff on Mutt

When me gets me’s own puppy, me going to put stuff on me mutt. Me not sure what kind of stuff. What you think me should put on me’s future mutt?

Me think me must study stuffonmymutt.com.

Indiana Jones versus Iron Man

Because me get A+ in Welding Class, me’s Monster Mom let me watch two movies this weekend. Me watch two action movies: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Iron Man.

Both movies are rated P6-13 Monster, so me had to go with me’s Monster Mom.

Me tell you what me think of the movies.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cyrstal Skull

Monster Summary: Very old man named Dr. Indiana Jones must save his old friend named Mr. Ox. Dr. Jones gets the help of a young guy who likes to comb his hair. His name is “Mutt.” Dr. Jones must also find a crystal skull that lights up or else lady with funny accent will kill him and his friends. Me thinks Dr. Jones should just go to Halloween store to buy a crystal skull, but Dr. Jones and Mutt go all the way to Latin America.

Monster Review: Me like action. Me especially like all the driving and fighting scenes. Me no really understand story, so me just waited for exciting fighting scene. Me’s favorite scene is when lady and Mutt fight with swords. Me want to try that with Monster Sister. Movie was a little scary, but me’s with mom so me knew me’s safe. Me’s Monster Mom called movie a “disappointment.” Me’s did not make appointment, so me cannot say the same.

Monster Rating: 3-Me’s no love it. Me’s no hate it.

Iron Man

Monster Summary: Mr. Tony Sparks is a very rich man who invents weapons. He also has a lot of girl friends. Yucks. Mr. Sparks is man-napped by bad guys. Bad guys want him to build them a big weapon (abombination). Instead of a missile, Mr. Sparks builds a very cool suit. Mr. Sparks uses the suit to fight bad guys and blow up stuff. Me like blowing up stuff.

Monster Review: Me really like movie because you remember? Me like action scenes. Me especially like Mr. Sparks’ suit. Me want to be Iron Monster for Halloween. Me wish me had a robot to help me build Iron Suit. Movie is very exciting. It also make me want to eat a cheese burger. But, me no eat cheese burger because I’m a vegetablearian. Only thing me no like is kissing scene with girls. Scene not appropriate for Monster Boys. But, scene with blowing up and guns is very appropriate for Monster Boys.

Monster Rating: 5-Me’s loves it so much, we want to eat it.

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Iron Man versus Indiana Jones: Who would win in a battle?

Iron Man can fly and can blow up a lot of things, but Dr. Jones is invisible invincible. He can never die. He is very scared of snakes, but he can never die. He only gets scratches on his face. Iron Man is very strong, but me’s think if you drop him in water, Iron Suit will not work, like the time Monster Sister dropped her cell phone in the toilet.

Word of the Day: Abomination

When me’s at grocery store with Monster Mom, me heard non-Monster lady say “Look at that abombination.” So me look, but me no see “abombination” because me not know what’s “abombination.” Me Monster Sister, who is going through pooberty start crying, because she’s very “sensitive.”

Me’s Monster Mom says, “It’s okay. Don’t cry.”

Me says, “Why’s you crying? Because you’s afraid of bomb in nation?”

Monster Sister gets angry and says, “You no understand, dumb Monster Baby. That woman called us an abomination.”

I shout, “That’s rude! We no abomination.”

That’s why me go home and look up word “abomination.” Me gotta to make sure that me no abomination, because me said very loudly that me’s no abomination.

According to dictionary, “abomination” mean “anything greatly disliked, shameful, or wicked.”

Me no abomination. Me’s very likable.

Rat on Cat on Dog.

Me hates rat. Me likes dog. Me have no feelings about cat.

Mello, World! Rawwwrrrrr.

This is me’s first blog. Me don’t like word “blog.” Me’s going to call this Monster Diary. You better too.