About

Me’s a Monster. Me’s in Monster Fifth Grade. Me mom says don’t talk to strangers, so me no tell you me’s name. Me going to remain amonymous. anomalous. anatomy. Me keeping me’s identity secret. Me going to tell you “about” meself, but me’s not going to tell you my name. Okay?

Don’t be mad.

Me’s the most handsomest, most strongest, most intelligentlest, monster in school. Me get straight A’s except for in Spelling and Calculus. Me’s bad at Spelling and Calculus. Me’s the most popular monster in school, but no one wants to be me’s friend. Me no understand that.

Me like to read books, watch movies, and listen to music, so this is what me’s write about. You don’t like me’s writing, then me’s hate you.

Me’s favorite foods are samosas and Coca Cola. Me hate soup and dog food. Me really, really, really like puppies. Me mom said me can maybe get a puppy maybe next year. When me get a puppy, me going to take good care of it. Me won’t eat me’s puppy like Monster Uncle. Bad, Monster Uncle, bad.

Me hates girls, because me’s older sister is a girl. TEENAGE Monster Girl! Me no like Teenage Monster Girls. They’s evil.

MONSTER SISTER, YOU BETTER NOT READ MY BLOG OR ELSE ME’S GOING TO TELL MONSTER MOM ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT!

If you want’s to know more about me, you leave questions in the comments section. Otherwise, me’s is finished writing “about” me.